I had a super hot date with a married woman last night. She was about 5’5”, blonde, with a wicked sense of humor…it was me guys. I’m talking about me. I took myself out to dinner for the first time in my entire life. I’m not…
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I’m Terrified of My Toddler
Want to scare yourself? Scroll through your newsfeed and catch up on current events. Want to terrify yourself so badly, that you crawl under the covers, and rock back in forth in a cold sweat? Scroll through your newsfeed, and then look into the eyes of a toddler (preferably yours, or ones that you…
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Husbands and Hobbies
I married a serial hobby starter. Maybe the more accurate term would be hobby abandoner. Our home is filled with the ghosts of hobbies past, remnants of projects collecting dust in the basement, attic, and shed. First there was the cigar box guitar. Then there was wood carving. Gardening left me with a 5’x’5 trench…
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What They Don’t Teach You in Parenting Classes
My heart raced as I ran towards the kiddie pool. Taking a clue from my children’s guilty faces, I expected the worst. “Where is she?!” I demanded. “She’s just taking a nap after her swim.” Lifting back the drenched towel cradled in my daughter’s arms, I gasped at what looked more like raw chicken breasts…
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