What They Don’t Teach You in Parenting Classes

My heart raced as I ran towards the kiddie pool. Taking a clue from my children’s guilty faces, I expected the worst.

“Where is she?!” I demanded.

“She’s just taking a nap after her swim.”

Lifting back the drenched towel cradled in my daughter’s arms, I gasped at what looked more like raw chicken breasts than an actual bird.

…and that was the day I learned how to do Chicken CPR.

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