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Community Transparent TuesdayDecember 5, 2017December 6, 2017

Expectations…They’re a Real Mother

“Goodnight! And tell your Mommy to clean out her car!” “…Mom I am literally standing right next to you.” “Well I’m just saying, that if you just take 10 minutes every night after the kids go to bed…” If I were to add up all of the “just take 10 minutes” that my mother has…

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Community Transparent TuesdayOctober 17, 2017November 15, 2017

I Don’t Care About Your Diet

I could feel the women’s jaws clench in unison as the pizza man walked across the room. The scent of sauce and cheese, usually a smell of comfort, hung like a harbinger of doom as the kids took their seats at the table. “I was really good yesterday. I had a hamburger, without the bun.…

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CommunityOctober 9, 2017November 15, 2017

I’m Terrified of My Toddler

  Want to scare yourself? Scroll through your newsfeed and catch up on current events. Want to terrify yourself so badly, that you crawl under the covers, and rock back in forth in a cold sweat? Scroll through your newsfeed, and then look into the eyes of a toddler (preferably yours, or ones that you…

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